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amassivesket:

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

will always reblogs this.

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funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

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HALEY: Proms are lame. It’s just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.
PHIL: Okay, now I don’t like the idea of Alex going.
CLAIRE: Sweetie, I think we’re fine. It’s Alex.
ALEX: What’s that supposed to mean?
LUKE: It means you’re a geek.

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dykeandikes:

she’s pregnant! 😳

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